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AmEx brings Apple Pay to corporate cards

American Express has announced that it is first major credit card company to allow corporate card holders to pay using Apple Pay. Describing it as a way to help companies to “streamline their payments systems and simplify their processes,” the announcement means that AmEx card users can now add eligible corporate cards to Apply Pay. These corporate cards […]

New Apple partner IBM prepares for largest corporate layoff in history

Things aren’t going well for IBM. The six-month-old Apple partner is reportedly preparing for the largest corporate layoff in history. After nearly three years of quarterly revenue decline, IBM is preparing to axe a staggering 111,800 employees. How the layoffs will…

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Samsung’s corporate rap video is even worse than you’d expect

Things get weird when Samsung stops copying Apple and tries to do its own thing, and as if to remind us of that salient fact, the company tapped famed Korean rapper Mad Clown, to blast out rap on its new…

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Use Fake Progress Bars to Pretend You’re Really Busy with the Stupid Corporate Avoidance Mac App

Want a fun way to kill some time on Friday? Get your best “Sorry boss, can’t do it, just too busy right now!” ready and try out Corporate Avoidance, an amusingly named Mac app that draws fake rendering progress bars across fake renditions of popular film, video, and audio production apps, giving the illusion that … Read More

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Use Fake Progress Bars to Pretend You’re Really Busy with the Stupid Corporate Avoidance Mac App

Want a fun way to kill some time on Friday? Get your best “Sorry boss, can’t do it, just too busy right now!” ready and try out Corporate Avoidance, an amusingly named Mac app that draws fake rendering progress bars across fake renditions of popular film, video, and audio production apps, giving the illusion that … Read More

Apple Paid Zero Corporate Tax In UK Last Year Thanks To Loopholes

Seriously, the IRS lets us do all sorts of things.Apple has been under heavy scrutiny the past few months for its tax practices and off-shore cash pile, but the criticism that Apple isn’t paying enough taxes isn’t likely to stop thanks to a new report that claims Apple paid zero corporate tax in the United Kingdom last year. According to a report from the Financial Times, […]

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Apple Paid Zero Corporate Tax In UK Last Year Thanks To Loopholes

Seriously, the IRS lets us do all sorts of things.Apple has been under heavy scrutiny the past few months for its tax practices and off-shore cash pile, but the criticism that Apple isn’t paying enough taxes isn’t likely to stop thanks to a new report that claims Apple paid zero corporate tax in the United Kingdom last year. According to a report from the Financial Times, […]

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Apple Posts Wish List For U.S. Corporate Tax Reform

245138-tim-cook-introduces-iphone-4Apple CEO Tim Cook is scheduled to appear before a Senate committee tomorrow morning to talk about Apple’s off-shore cash that’s now worth over $100 billion. Last week, Cook stated that his company believes the entire U.S. corporate tax system needs to be overhauled to encourage companies like Apple to bring earnings from overseas back […]

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Buzzword Bingo At MWC: The Worst Corporate Slogans We Found This Year [Gallery]

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I don’t even know what’s going on here. I can only surmise that the Communictions Director word-gasmed this copy straight onto the poster.

Throughout the churn of ever-changing priorities and products at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, or at any trade show for that matter, there is one constant: slogans. To be more specific: big banners printed with meaningless corporate gibberish.

This is where the world’s surplus of words like “enabling,”  [Read More…]